Ken Zimmerman

Essays

Sim-Manager

Sim-Manager: A Modest Proposal for Institutional Redesign in the Community College Delivered to Lane’s Board of Education, March 3, 2020 Introduction: In light of the current financial difficulties at our fine institution, we would like to propose a simple, and, I...

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Winning the Lottery

It’s nearly impossible for me to remember jokes. I guess I’m not the only one with that syndrome. But there’s one joke that sticks with me. It goes something like this: Dude is broke, his wife is sick, kids hungry, etc. Every night he kneels at the foot of the bed and prays, “God, won’t you let me win

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